Words Women Use...and the interpertation men need
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes
is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing'
usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you
are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can
make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long
and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
you're welcome.
WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes
is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing'
usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you
are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can
make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long
and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
you're welcome.
WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
I think I must be the "typical" woman because I've used just about all of those! :)
Posted by
Jessica |
10:03 AM
I'd comment here, but my wife just told me to "go ahead" and when I told her what I was going to comment she gave a lou sigh and said "Whatever, just don't take more than five minutes."
As a result, I'm abstaining from comment.
Posted by
Matt Barrett |
10:29 AM
I think I need therapy :0)
Posted by
Anonymous |
12:26 PM